Aperture Science

This was a triumph.
I'm making a note here ; huge success.
It's hard to have overstate my satisfaction.
Aperture Science,
We do what we must because we can.
For the good of all of us,
Except the ones who are dead.

But there is no sense in crying over every mistake.
You just keep on trying till you run out of cake.
The science gets done and you make a neat gun.
For the people who are still alive.

*Fancy tune*

I'm not even angry.
I'm being so sincere right now.
Even though you broke my heart and killed me.
and torn me to pieces.
And threw every piece, into, a fire.
As they burned, it hurt becuase I feel so happy for you.

Now these points of data make a beautiful line.
And we are out of beta we're releasing on time!
So I'm glad I got burned, Think of all the things we learned.
For the people who are still alive.

*Fancy tune*

Go ahead and leave me.
I think I prefer to stay inside.
Leave me go, find someone else to help you.
Maybe Black Mesa.
That was a joke, HAHA!, fat chance.
Anyway, this cake is great, it's so delicious and moist.

Look at me still talking when there's science to do.
When I look up ???? makes me glad I'm not you.
I got experiments to be run
There's research to be done.
For the people to be still alive.

and believe me, I am still alive.
I am doing science and I'm still alive.
I feel fantastic and I'm still alive.
While you're dying I'll be still alive.
And when you're dead I will be still alive.
Still alive.
Still alive.